Oh, Amy. How do we love thee? Let us count the ways.
For one, she can make a feminist argument zing like a “Weekend Update” punchline, a skill she demonstrated as a recent guest on The Approval Matrix, the Sundance Network’s new panel show. During her interview, Poehler was asked about modern men and the difficult challenges men face.
Amazingly, not The Onion:
“[W]e now have young men telling Bloomberg News that they basically view their female peers as rape bombs just waiting to explode and ruin their lives.”
I REPEAT: THIS IS NOT THE ONION
PLANET IS READY FOR MANDOWN CULTURE
MANDOWN MANDOWN MANDOWN MANDOWN
one more example of how men suck
I was so sure this was the Onion. What the absolute fuck. I find something new to be angry about every goddamn day.
You only like girls that are easy to love. You like them to sit quietly and look pretty while you carry on with your life.
As much as I loved you, I can never be one of those girls. It is not my nature to be submissive and quiet. I think it always scared you that I never needed you.❞